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Our Oracle from Delphi (OK, OK, somewhere in U.S.A.) awaits:

  1. Suggestions of geekery you may want, but we don't yet carry.
  2. Help on your Quests (what muggles call "orders").
  3. Other ideations or incantations beyond even our vast comprehension!

    To summon the Oracle, you must submit any electronic supplications (what muggles call "an email") to:

    Should you wish, you may even send the Oracle offerings on parchment to:

    Sell Geek, LLC
    c/o The All-Seeing Oracle
    1534 N. Moorpark Rd #137
    Thousand Oaks, CA 91360 U.S.A.