TL;DR

• A great conversation starter for those Thanksgiving celebrations: "Is that a portal gun in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
• Oh, so it is a portal gun... and it cracks open a cold one. 
• Bottle opener in the shape of (any reality) Rick Sanchez's portal gun. This includes Holiday parties in all those alternate realities where being drunk is a survival characteristic. 
• Wait, it fires the cap! It's f-ing cool, Morty, that's what!
• Measures 8.5 x 2.75 x 5in (21.59 x 6.98 x 12.7 cm) and weights about 2.5 lbs (1.13 kg).
• Free shipping to U.S. residents.

Collectible Story

"Don't look at another man's portal gun history. We all go to weird places."

The officially-licensed Rick & Morty Portal Gun Bottle Opener may not be able to actually transport you between different universes and dimensions, but with enough use, you'll certainly feel out of this world!

This bottle opener features a bottle cap firing function! A party trick your friends will want to see! To operate; simply pull back the dome, open your favorite frosty beverage and press the button to fire!

Be careful! Frequent use may accidentally lead to a distorted alternate reality!

 

Morty -- This is That Stuff You Should Read, But Don't. Dumbass.

THIS IS NOT A TOY! This is a collectible intended for persons aged 18 years and older only. Got that, Morty!?

DO NOT aim the collectible at any person or animal while using the cap-firing function. Didja get that, Morty!?

HAND WASH ONLY. Got that, Morty -- aw, f*@$ it!